*NOT ALL DRAGON BALL HAS TO BE VIOLENT
*Tien: God damn it Chowsue!!! Stop following me!!
*Krillin: Hey Gohan, Screw wishing our friends back! Wish for immortality!!
Gohan: Your right Krillin, we should just wish Frieza away!
*Vegeta: Goku, Can you show me how to do that Kame-hame-ha thing?
*The scene: Krillin is in bed with Bulma and Chi-Chi When Vegeta and Goku walk in.
Krillin: Goku!!! Vegeta!! What are you doing home so early!!! This isn′t what it looks like!! No!! Not the trash can!!! Not again!! Ahhh!!!!
*Bulma: Thank you for calling 555-BABE….Do you want to know what I am wearing?
Goku: Bulma!? Is that you??
*Goku: Damn it Gohan! Look at me when I′m hitting you!
*Goku: No thanks, I′m full
*Tien: Oh My god!!! What is that on my forehead!! Get it off! Get it off!
*Tien: Oh my god! They killed chowzu!!! You bastards!!
*Vegeta: Goku, I have some disturbing news. We are brothers!
Goku: Aww fuck!! Your shitting me!
*Gohan: Mommy, why isn′t daddy around much anymore
Chi-chi: Well son, your father has become very found of the drink…
*Bulma to goku: Well sure, we can go out to dinner with you guys, How about Saturday?
Vegeta: (whining) But Bulma, we can′t go Saturday….That′s our SPECIAL night!
*Bubbles: Hey, why the hell is everyone always chasing me?
*Mr. Popo: Does anyone know where I put my tanning oil?
*Vegeta to Bulma: Your just using me for my body, aren′t you!
*Bulma to Vegeta after a night of passion: Vegeta, that was so great, you′re an animal!
Vegeta: Well, I am a Super Saiyan.
*Piccolo: I am a Super Saiyan!!
Vegeta: Wait, Aren′t you a Namek??
Piccolo: Details details.
*Scene: Gohan talking to a shrink about his anger issues...
Shrink: Now then Gohan lets look at your childhood. Where do you first see things starting to get bumpy?
Gohan: Well i guess it was when I went to my dad′s reunion. First I was kidnapped, saw my dad get the shit kick out of him, saw him get a fire ball blasted through his stomach, kidnapped again, flung out into the wilderness and told to survive for one year...
*Scene Goku first meets Frieza...
Goku: so your Frieza?
Frieza: Yes I am.
Goku begins to laugh
Frieza: what the hell is so funny?
Goku: Well i don′t mean to be rude but you have a gay voice
Frieza: WHAT! I do NOT! Zarbon is my voice gay?!
Zarbon: Truthfully?
Frieza: YES!
Zarbon: Uh ya it′s pretty gay.
Frieza: WHY.. YOU what do YOU know!
promply blows Zarbon into the next Dimension
*Frieza after being bashed in the face by Goku
Frieza: What the Hell! Don′t smear my make up Fuck RAG!!
